Total Medals Earned: 995 (From 206 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,630 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Medals Earned: 5/40 (25/500 points)
Clear VR Mission without getting hit!
Clear VR Mission with 100% neatness!
Clear VR Mission in under a minute!
Clear Parking Lot without getting hit!
Witness something strange on the Title screen.
Clear VR Mission without hitting any cones!
Clear VR Mission with all medals!
Clear Parking Lot with 100% neatness!
Clear Parking Lot without hitting any cones!
Clear Parking Lot with all medals!
Clear Parking Lot in under a minute!
Clear NG Warehouse without getting hit!
Clear NG Warehouse with 100% neatness!
Clear NG Warehouse without hitting any buckets!
Clear NG Warehouse with all medals!
Clear NG Warehouse in under a minute!
Clear Tennis court without getting hit!
Clear Tennis Court with 100% neatness!
Clear Tennis Court without hitting any cones!
Clear Tennis Court with all medals!
Clear Tennis Court in under a minute!
Clear Ritz Arcade without getting hit!
Clear Ritz Arcade with 100% neatness!
Clear Ritz Arcade without hitting any pins!
Clear Ritz Arcade with all medals!
Clear Ritz Arcade in under a minute!
Clear Tom's Desktop without getting hit!
Clear Tom's Desktop with 100% neatness!
Clear Tom's Desktop without hitting any cones!
Clear Tom's Desktop with all medals!
Clear Tom's Desktop in under a minute!
Clear Marathon mode with 0 deaths!
Clear Marathon mode with 6 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 12 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 18 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 24 medals!
Run over a strange looking thing.
Witness something strange in NG Warehouse.
Witness something strange in Tennis Court.
Witness something strange in Tom's Desktop.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)
You looked at the credits, yay!
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/28 (35/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
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Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Finish a level with 0 treats.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Beat a level without sliding once.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Die 10 times on a single level.
???
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 10/10 (355/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 3/5 (110/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Win the game
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (105/110 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.